Vanessa Branch
Nude

Vanessa Branch is probably best known as the brightly-smiling blonde beauty who utters the catchphrase “Fabulous!” in her clipped British accent in the Orbit gum commercials. But she is much more (and dirtier) than that. A dual citizen of the U.S. and the U.K., Vanessa was born in Britain but grew up in the States. She went to Middlebury College and was named Miss Vermont in 1994. She then competed in the Miss America pageant. In 1999, Vanessa made her pro acting debut in the TV series Encore! Encore! There were multiple encores in Vanessa’s television career: she thereafter appeared in Star Trek: Voyager, The Invisible Man, Livin’ Large, Port Charles, She Spies, Entourage, Eve, Lost, and Gilmore Girls. But her breast TV credit is the HBO series The Mind of the Married Man, which ran from 2001 to 2002. ‘Nessa undresses in one episode, baring her boobs for a boob (played by Mike Binder). The big screen is where Vanessa has really shined, though, as her film credits include The Cell (2000), John Q (2002), the first three Pirates of the Caribbeans, and Cold Play (2008), the latter in which she flashes a bit of crack while diving naked into a pool. We haven’t seen Vanessa’s private parts since they likely made Adam Carolla hard in Road Hard (2015), his quasi-biopic. Adam wasn’t the only one; Mr. Skin found it impossible to stay flaccid while staring at her toned tummy, ample breast meat, and exposed nipple. She really is fabulous! We hope to see Vanessa Branch out to more nude roles.